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"Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure."

Monday, September 06, 2004

HA! They can't run themselves forever.
(Hiro's Note: Kid Rock is Republican)
Twins & Kid: No chants encounter (Daily News)

Kid Rock concerts aren't political rallies - as Jenna and Barbara Bush learned the hard way.
President Bush's daughters turned out for Rock's Wednesday night show at nightclub Avalon and danced, drank, and sang the night away in a tightly guarded upstairs VIP box opposite the stage.

But when the foulmouthed cowboy finished his set, the twins earnestly tried to lead the hundreds of beer-drenched, rowdy Republicans in a chant of "Four more years! Four more years!" (See, Convention is fake. All fake, acting shit. Clinton was real though!)

Both girls leaned over their "Evita balcony" and shouted, exhorting friends around them to join in. But it was not to be.

The teeming masses below, clamoring for a Kid Rock encore, drowned out the Bush daughters' feeble yells, and Jenna and Barbara were soon forced to abandon their quixotic quest.

Even worse, Kid Rock neglected to give the twins any shout-outs over the course of his performance, despite the fact that his routine included the song "If I Were President," in which he promises to give his State of the Union address "from a mile high, smoking a joint on Air Force One."

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