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"Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure."

Sunday, September 19, 2004

She is fired.
Hilton's turn to intern

Paris Hilton wants to carry on the good works of Monica Lewinsky.
The hotel heiress and her "Simple Life" co-star, Nicole Richie, are trying to land intern jobs in D.C. for the third season of their reality show.

Paris' sex tape would seem to qualify her for, um, a position on Capitol Hill. But she and Nicole are having trouble finding work. Fox producers offered the ladies' services to Republican House Speaker Dennis Hastert and uber-conservative Sen. Rick Santorum.

Hastert's spokesman, John Feehery, told us, "I asked the Speaker about it, and he didn't think it was such a good idea."

Santorum "has a policy of hiring only native Pennsylvanians to intern," his rep told Roll Call. "[Paris] grew up living in the swanky Waldorf-Astoria in New York City, and although we have several Hilton hotels in Pennsylvania, we don't have any Waldorfs! Sorry, Paris."

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