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"Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure."
Sunday, September 19, 2004
Wise decision, Frist.
THE SIMPLE-MINDED: Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, a cardiovascular surgeon, would sooner perform a heart transplant on himself - which would certainly make for exciting television - than allow Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie to intern in his office. But somehow the geniuses at Fox Television's "The Simple Life" thought it would be a great idea to send a pitch letter to Frist's press office this week suggesting that Paris and Nicole, for the hit show's third season, "can help with administrative duties and perhaps they may have the opportunity to suggest certain policy reform or draft a bill for Congress." Producer Ryan Crow added: "'The Simple Life' is one of Fox's most watched programs and would provide even more national exposure for Sen. Frist's office." Just what the doctor ordered.
THE SIMPLE-MINDED: Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, a cardiovascular surgeon, would sooner perform a heart transplant on himself - which would certainly make for exciting television - than allow Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie to intern in his office. But somehow the geniuses at Fox Television's "The Simple Life" thought it would be a great idea to send a pitch letter to Frist's press office this week suggesting that Paris and Nicole, for the hit show's third season, "can help with administrative duties and perhaps they may have the opportunity to suggest certain policy reform or draft a bill for Congress." Producer Ryan Crow added: "'The Simple Life' is one of Fox's most watched programs and would provide even more national exposure for Sen. Frist's office." Just what the doctor ordered.
